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I'm sure the women will be so very sad (midwest.social)

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[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago (6 children)

... Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I'd be interested in a robot wife.. I've got my husband for sex but we're tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We'd both like a wife.

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[–] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

and your husband won't be tempted to fuck it

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago

And that's where you'd be wrong!

[–] figjam@midwest.social 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I'm so down.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are robot cat boxes tbf

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Those can be lethal for your cats.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

that's called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Monogamy? In this economy?

[–] neomachino@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing.

But we have to prioritize here, if it can't fuck there's no point, throw it in the trash.

I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.

[–] Polkira@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Sign me up for a house-bot. I'm so tired by the time I get home from work that I'd love a robot to do all the chores for me.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

I've seen this in Detroit: Become Human.