schnokobaer

Den einzigen Betrugsversuch, den ich als Vodafonekunde je hatte, waren deren Subunternehmer, die in Vodafonemontur bei einem klingeln und sich unter einem Vorwand ("es gibt ein Problem mit ihrer Mediendose, ich muss mir die mal angucken") reinlassen, nur um sich dann sofort auf die Couch zu setzen und ihre Giga TV Prospekte rauszuholen.

Well yes. But not in their minds it wasn't.

No Ketchup

Just sauce

Raw sauce

THE ART OF THE DEAL

I can tell you why: Merz just wants to get on the news cycle with something popular. If you're not going to do it either way there's no point in secrecy.

I refuse to believe that someone would like this stupid ass piece of junk without being an Apartheid Elmo worshipper.

Just doesn't want it to get clapped

Was soll das für ein Geräteschuppen sein für 1 Mio

This post is absolutely hilarious to me but I have to caveat that I've never had Mountain Dew. Now I wonder what the fuck Mountain Dew actually is.

That's an odd recommendation in my book. I use both and I couldn't imagine using one instead of the other. To me, one is a route planner and the other is athletes' Facebook.

Mental

I'd like to make that point.

Nah bro

Naah