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[–] kubica@fedia.io 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you can't eat the nuggets alone, do you really like nuggets?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago

Nobody actually likes nuggets, but people look at you like you're a psychopath if you just start chugging the dipping sauce.

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bbq sauce or honey mustard is god tier here.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Incorrect. Sweet and sour sauce is the only correct answer.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago

One time when I was a kid, my father borrowed a friend's apartment in another country and we drove there for several days for a vacation. While we were there we made hamburgers and we had buns but didn't get condiments bc we were only going to be there a couple days. Anyway, it was such a novelty to be eating a burger without condiments... I always remember that and associate it with that vacation.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

If your nuggets need sauce: You got some shitty nuggets, my friend.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

People who just nug without get

[–] schnokobaer 5 points 1 week ago

No Ketchup

Just sauce

Raw sauce

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ranch, honey bbq, chikfila sauce, cheese sauce, and soy sauce are my prefered. Ketchup just doesnt do it anymore for me and never had mayo.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Ketchup is only good on fries, and even then, it needs a heavy dash of tabasco.

For the nuggets, every once in a great while, I drizzle honey over the nuggets, and add a little black pepper.

I love all varieties of mustard. Chinese mustard is especially good.

Horseradish sauce is another of my favorites.

Chip dip is another good one.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I mean, we can do without the anti-gay, hyper-conservative sauce plug... Fuck Chickfilet.

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sriracha with nuggets, even.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Swap the text for SpongeBob and the slasher, jfc.

What psychopath uses mayo as a dip?

Sometimes I forget to shop and run out of other options 🤷

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

actually i always like to eat few chicken nuggets without any condiments first to taste how bad or good it is

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I grew up dipping them in honey. We’d do the same with pizza crust.

[–] berber 2 points 1 week ago

Herr Schuler stopped dipping in sauce after trying franch, kickass cajun, and ketchup. just ketchup.

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

bbqxbuffalo sauce

[–] from_D4rkness@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No one has mentioned it, but it has been a fave of mine lately: caesar.

I love caesar salad, and one day all i had was caesar and chicken, so i dipped and never looked back.

second choice for me is honey mustard, but that was mentioned already. but i have to mention it again because it is just that good.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Only mcnuggets. All other dry nuggets are inferior.