saltnotsugar

You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.

I’m one bad day away from going Amish.

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

No worries!

(But there were indeed many worries.)

I just want slightly irritated wife ambiance.

My feet started sweating just looking at these.

Sure ChatGPT is powerful, but can it even interrupt your typing by saying, “Looks like you’re writing a ransom note. Do you need help with that?”

Choose your Netflix Adventure:

• Old show you’ve seen three times already.
• Crappy show you lose interest in after five minutes.
• Browse for fifteen minutes until you give up.

Damn. 10$ drive by tiddy must be on point.

30 years go by. Retire. Live in quiet neighborhood. Phone rings. It’s the manager’s voice. Now it’s time to pay the price.

Hey Mittens! What are you up to?
(DOOM music kicks in)

Ah, but this one goes BEEP.