saltnotsugar

Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!

Guys! Look at this great prop I found in my sister’s nightstand!

Made me livin changin the RAM oil on laptops in Silicon Valley.

In prison.

Butthole destroyed.

Make check on coin.

Massive loss in value.

No.

It’s some form of elvish.

“The language is that of Mordor, specifically the legal team giving the terms and conditions, Frodo.”

Helicopter killing go cart.

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

Haben Sie ein…MEGA SLICE?

(Hang up Tsar flag)

Bolshevik neighbors: We don’t like yer kind around these parts.

I’m one bad day away from going Amish.

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

No worries!

(But there were indeed many worries.)