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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I thing the technical term for this is an RGE.

(Resume Generating Event)

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

For everyone's sanity, please restrict access to the prod DB to like two people. No company wants that to happen to them, and no developer wants to do that.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's a good way to wake yourself up in the morning

[–] toxic_cloud@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Doctors HATE this one simple trick! Lose up to 100% of MyChart data - and KEEP it off!

Can help reduce blood pressure, high cholesterol, weight, height, gender, name and more to NULL! Wake up feeling NULL and NULL!

[–] TangledHyphae@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Looks like little bobby tables is at it again. (edit: for reference: https://xkcd.com/327/)

Edit #2: For lemmy app users: https://xkcd.com/327

And thanks to @Gestrid@lemmy.ca for the correction.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago

My Lemmy app doesn't like that parenthese. Fixed link in case anyone else is affected: https://xkcd.com/327/