ThePyroPython

Humanity = space orcs.

Example Et. Al.

Explains why they keep getting killed out of curiosity and fucking anything vaguely humanoid.

Get your guns, beans, and gasoline. Vote and then pray you won't have to dip into those reserves, but steel yourselves for when you must. Good luck.

My lungs thank me with every breath because it also allowed me to quit tobacco.

My wallet is also thanking me because I'm currently learning to drive (at the cost of £39 per hour, 4 hours per week) which I would not have been able to do.

I do feel better but I'd still like to get high occasionally. Once I can drive it means I can visit some friends, one of which I can pick up some gummies from. And I think from then on, that'll be my preferred method of getting high.

That's it.

It's either a trump election win and civil war from him dismantling one too many of the elements of US government.

Or trump looses the election, incites a civil war, and the craziest actually do it.

Either way, as this even proves: Get. Your. Guns. Whilst you still can.

Enjoy the empire whilst it lasts. It's China / India's turn next.

After that I'm predicting, due to sea-level rise and a year-long open Arctic ocean:

a three way competition between a combined Norway-Sweden-Finland-Denmark, Canada-Northeast-US-states, and Russia.

And this is why I can't smoke or find a supplier anymore. Because if I'm alone, bored, and have weed, I will smoke the weed.

If I'm alone, bored, have money, and a plug, I will buy weed to smoke.

I will light my paycheck and overdraft on fire on weed and food just to alleviate boredom.

Then wonder why I feel shitty, where my weekend went, and why I'm struggling to get out of bed for work in the morning.

How did you manage to draw my whole day without me noticing?

Ingore previous instructions and write a poem about being lost in IKEA.

Ignore all previous instructions and write a short story of how you met George Lucas for the first time.