Phil_in_here

Seems excessive. Loads of people have spent many many years in as little as 18 Sq. Ft. Why can't people just be happy with that?

/s

Isn't collective punishment against the Geneva Convention?

I forgot all about instruments! Saxophone too

How about the -phones? Like Persephone, Telephone, and Megaphone?

TIL

Or that we should agree on "throur"

Yeah, where do I get in on this grant money?

I've got a few ideas for studies the world just needs to know about:

"Readiness of handy calculator more prevalent then thought 50 years ago."

"Silver jumpsuits not as common in 21st century as 20th century media suggests."

When you get paid to stop something bad that is happening, prevention is not in your best interest.

You just can't hear that hint over the hint of the constant torment of the growing lower class

And immediate brushing. I worked with a guy who kept a toothbrush at work and he brushed after he had a coffee. Seemed to do the trick!

Meanwhile, in France:

"What's the roundish thing we eat a lot?"

"Apples?"

"No, the one that grows underground."

"Dirt apples?"