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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I can’t see four. I’m sure it’s there, it just doesn’t appear to me.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Do you not see four? Your really missing out. I think some guys even started worshiping it. We even started selling a book about four. Once you see it, you can join out super cool club and four based economy.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

We should build a wall around four, and make three pay for for it

[–] Faresh@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 days ago

I think the joke is that there's indeed unequivocally just three, and that one of them still says four despite that fact, contradicting the readers expectations who normally for this format expects the middle thing to be something that changes with perspective (eg. 6 vs 9)

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Originally it was supposed to be an optical illusion that looks like three or four rods from different angles.

This edit has changed it to be just literally three. It's a joke on certain people denying reality.

[–] Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

The one on the left is a MAGA, they're unable to listen to logic even if the answer is right in front of them.

[–] don@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I see the problem, the artist forgot the rest of the sentence:

“Four-sided objects, of which there are three.”

Boom. Done. EZPZ. Do better, artist.

[–] elrik@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Rectangular prisms have 6 sides though.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago

You discovered "political nuance"

[–] Tixanou@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

I see seven

Are my eyes fucked up

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's obviously nine you pan-arab zionist !

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

People take your joke so personally lol

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't know why there's even a debate over that. The answer is clearly "Yanny."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

no, it's blue and gold

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

There's 3 lights

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Instructions unclear, I got my dick caught in the number 8.

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[–] paladin3494@feddit.dk 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I guess it’s all a matter of cultural conditioning but growing up in Scandinavia this kind of rhetoric was always associated with right-wingers and other liberals whereas “both sides” was more common for progressives and leftists. The most common I saw was the one-persons-terrorist-is-another-persons-freedom-fighter.

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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] don@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Goddammit, Loch Ness Monster, I ain’t gonna give you no tree fiddy

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago
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