Cap

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[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

By the title I thought this would be where within the home do adults spend most of their time. Like I spend most of my time in the study and my wife spends most of her time in the bedroom with some other guy.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 98 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

There is a species of flying fish in the northwest Pacific region called Boeing interruptus that struggles to get airborne.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 86 points 1 month ago (12 children)

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I'd link to the article but it's a nightmare.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 month ago

Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 month ago

Walmart has a Chief People Officer. I guess I'm not sure what that is. HR?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 22 points 1 month ago

Something tells me he is secretly hoping mortgage rates won't drop.

"Aw man I have to drink this urine now? I guess a promise is a promise. Boy I wish I kept my big mouth shut. Anyways, I have a flight of urine samples from my wife's last pregnancy, let's see how well they aged!"

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yea, agreed. I like those bits. Just listened to the one about the civil war.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a shitshow that got out of hand.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I'm up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It's an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I'll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 1 month ago

Jesus Take The Wheel

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 40 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I have a sneaking suspicion this is an alien trap. They know we can't resist caves! I bet that thing is full of probes.

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