Cap

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[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 32 points 3 days ago

We've been using Master/Bater down at the church.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I've never played these games but after 16 I'm starting to think they are gaslighting us with the word "Final".

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 23 points 5 days ago

The first boy she French kissed choked to death.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 5 days ago

By the title I thought this would be where within the home do adults spend most of their time. Like I spend most of my time in the study and my wife spends most of her time in the bedroom with some other guy.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 97 points 6 days ago (8 children)

There is a species of flying fish in the northwest Pacific region called Boeing interruptus that struggles to get airborne.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 84 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The 1970 act explicitly protected “fish,” which were initially defined as invertebrates. And because the act has protected snails and other invertebrates that live on land since, Tuesday’s ruling said it interpreted the legislation to also include bees.

I'd link to the article but it's a nightmare.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 1 week ago

Probably trademark infringement for a bug killing product to use the word Off!

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 1 week ago

Walmart has a Chief People Officer. I guess I'm not sure what that is. HR?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 22 points 1 week ago

Something tells me he is secretly hoping mortgage rates won't drop.

"Aw man I have to drink this urine now? I guess a promise is a promise. Boy I wish I kept my big mouth shut. Anyways, I have a flight of urine samples from my wife's last pregnancy, let's see how well they aged!"

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yea, agreed. I like those bits. Just listened to the one about the civil war.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like a shitshow that got out of hand.

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