Joever rule : 196

[+] Viscirox@sh.itjust.works 67 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

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[–] Username02@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can! A neat trick you can try is counting down from 5000 to 0 while stop breathing for the moment. Hope that helps! 😊

[–] Scribbd@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear... Stuck between realm of living and dead. Send help.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, you are exactly where you intended. There is no history in this realm, nor any future.

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Plot twist: if there is no history, now every event in this state is unprecedented.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

pretty sure it’s precedented didn’t LBJ do this

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

no

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

thank you for the enlightening response

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

not this late

Edit: I meant to edit this back into my original reply but realized you replied first.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

blocked for the unhelpful and pedantic two part response, be nice next time

Johnson initially sought to run for re-election; however, following disappointing results in the New Hampshire primary he withdrew his candidacy.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He withdrew in March. Biden withdrew in July. That's 50% less time until the election. Four months is a lot of time to have been campaigning, not to mention all the primaries and delegates locked in.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm so sad that I just found out about this website

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

:( im sorry you’re sad i would be enthralled

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Nonono I forgot a word: just now found out. I would have wanted to watch the needle tick up.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

oh wait i misunderstood haha yeah. been watching it over the past weeks and immediately loaded the page when the news dropped.

you can see the history of the meter if you click the sources at the bottom.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I looked at the source code. It's all little Linux shell scripts. Go Linux!

[–] yozul@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

Why? Now the Democrats are going to start tearing each other apart and in the end they'll pick someone even worse and now we're even more likely to end up with Trump winning. The only people who ever had a problem with Biden being old were the people who had already made up their minds.

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Joe it isn't.

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jess it jizz

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

Kinky

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It isn't over till the fat orange tantrums.

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

As much as I don't want it to happen, I'm convinced this was the final nail in the coffin for the democrats, and the Republicans will now be guaranteed the win.

Trump was shot and is now a martyr, and the democratic party is in shambles with no nominee. If they pick Kamala, who (after mistaking her for Trump) Biden claimed was not fit to be president, Trump will just beat her into the ground like he did with Hillary. If they pick anyone else, the American population won't know who they are. Either way, the democrats are at their most fragmented while the republicans are at their most united.

But then what do I know? I live on the other side of the planet.

[+] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That's funny. I remember him saying the opposite.

Am I mistaken? Just here in response to the question of whether Kamala would make a good president, he says "Look, I wouldn't have picked vice president Trump [Kamala] to be vice president. I think she's not qualified to be president. Let's start there."

Hillary didn't lose because of Trump. She lost because she's Hillary.

You may have a point there, I'll grant you, but I'm still not sure Kamala can come out on top. I'd very much like to be proven wrong, but we might have to wait for the next debate to gauge what direction we're heading in.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 12 points 4 months ago

His stumbling over the sentence cadence made him accidentally say the opposite. He meant to say that he wouldn't have picked her for VP if she wasn't qualified for president - think about it, that that's a far more normal thing for him to have said and I'm positive what he meant. He just tripped over the words.

[–] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I'd like the USA to not elect the fascists, but that's asking america to vote a black woman as president and we know that shit is not happening, sadly.

[–] CylustheVirus@beehaw.org 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah. Nobody loved Biden. He was always "not Trump" primarily, and now we know how bad Trump 2 would be.

Anybody else would fill that role just as well. Personally I'd vote for a ham sandwich over Trump.

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yes, but you're still just picking the lesser of two evils.

Would it be so much to ask for to have a candidate who's only redeeming quality is not that they're less shit than the opposition? The ham sandwich is less shit than Trump, but it's still not good. I'm not convinced the democratic party will be able to find someone brilliant in their own right to run for president. They'll only be able to put in someone who isn't Trump.

[–] needanke 8 points 4 months ago

~~Simpsons~~ Lemmy predicted this

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14420570

[–] fishsayhelo@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

it's joever - he's bidone

[–] Cheskaz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

This was very confusing until an hour later when I saw that he'd dropped out

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

Maximum Joeverdrive

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Polymarket is fun to look at from time to time.

[–] soulfirethewolf@lemdro.id 1 points 4 months ago

It's Joever, isn't it?

Isn't it?

Isn't it Joever?