this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2024
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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish this person knew the difference between those dot-squiggles that appear between written thoughts.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago

Honestly, as someone who's a bit of a grammar elitist myself, this reads totally fine

A bit of a run on sentence, sure. But it reads like a casual verbal conversation, just with commas where the vocal pauses are

I tend to do the same thing, when chatting over text (using commas to indicate verbal phrasing)

[–] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've scheduled messages to send as much as 12 months in advance just to make sure a Reddit moderator knows what i think of them

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Most reddit mods are all losers on a powertrip. They may not all be 13 years old but they sure as hell act like it. Some of the smaller subreddits manage to find adults who aren't far-right radicals, those are alright but rare.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I know one guy in real life and considered him a friend. He ended up being sucked it and became like the rest. He banned me.

[–] mecfs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Subreddit doesn’t get taken over by right wing (racist/homophobic/ableist) mods or tankie mods challenge IMPOSSIBLE

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

How do you schedule messages? On Reddit or Lemmy.

[–] Geosynchronous@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

11 years is nothing compared to my cs1.6 ban from when I was a teenager lol

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's ~20 years, for those who are curious.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

I was, and thank you.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

10 years is a blink of an eye. I once drew fanart comics for a 2005 tv show fan forum. I posted my last ones in Twitter with little to no fanfare. When Twitter recently turned into X, I logged back in out of curiosity to find one reply... "do these have a homepage?". 19-ish years later I replied "yes", and in kind got back a "thanks".

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

I got my first comment on a City's Skyline map I made years ago just the other day. I forgot I even uploaded them.

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

… imagine holding a grudge for 11 years over an online ban…

Stop it, get some help

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago

I admire the commitment, and the humor in it

[–] Peter_Arbeitsloser 31 points 1 month ago

But he held no grudge. Read the article.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 23 points 1 month ago

Jonathan still owes me $.25 for a bag of Doritos on the field day in elementary school. I’ve never forgotten.

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It could have just been a joke on that guy's part. I doubt he actively was angry ablut it for 11 years constantly. That's just unrealistic lol.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

You'd both know the answer if you read the article lol

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

We are defined by the things we feel mostly strongly about.

Fucking legend is what he is.

[–] afox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I wish I was this dedicated to... Anything

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I admire the dedication. Seems like a waste of time though. The account they were arguing with probably isn't even still in use. And even if it is, the argument probably isn't worth it.

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 57 points 1 month ago

The article said he's basically only doing it for comedic purposes. It is funny.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Waste of time?

He put it in his calendar for a reminder 11 years in the future.

Spent 5 minutes logging in and typing up his response.

Now we all benefit from it!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] abracaDavid@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't all of this just a big waste of time though?

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, Hirroo Onoda, nice name drop.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Funny, I just watched Onoda: 10,000 Nights in the Jungle a few weeks ago.

[–] JustZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Damn, there's a movie? Where can I find that?

I know the story from the Hardcore History podcast.

E: It's on Amazon Prime.