I tell you, after trying every single one of these brands it all feels the same when you stick your dick in them.
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Lies. Margarine is a lot softer than butter.
Listen to me when I speak.
I said all these brands feel the same but when I’m having a Rockefeller moment I will only fuck a cored out block of real grass fed butter because margarine will never be butter.
Sir, this Wendy's has whipped margarine.
Fun fact, the 5 stages was developed as a general pattern for people with terminal illnesses coming to terms with their own death, not for people grieving the death of those close to them.
That's true, but it became clear that others would experience similar emotions.
Also according to the Wikipedia, the author regretted writing them in a way that suggested they're a linear progression of steps. I've only actually heard the steps used as a sitcom plot point (Monk, Scrubs).
Also, grief doesn't happen in stages. Someone can have accepted something one day and are then upset over it the next. They haven't gone backwards, that's just how grief works.
Not sure who needs to hear this in a shitpost, but the Kübler-Ross "5 stages of grief" is pretty much discredited.
It's historically significant because Kübler-Ross was the first one to really investigate and publicize the psychology of dying. We wouldn't know what we do now without her. But one of the things we know is that the 5-stages model is wrong.
So how do we grieve?
I can't remember the one I saw that was the worst, it was like "you're gonna wish you bought butter" or "you'd hope for butter, but you'd be wrong"
Haha! You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is "butter"!
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You were laboring under the misapprehension that this is butter, fuck you it's margerine
I want to buy this brand.
Unsalted margarine. Gross. Just drink canola oil straight out of the jug if your life has come to that.
We consume too much salt, which has detrimental effects. Try it a few weeks with less (not necessarily none, you need at least some) salt. You may observe that you start experiencing more interesting tastes and won't need salt as much.
I'm not saying we shouldn't cut out salt, but eating unsalted butter or margarine isn't where to cut back. That's for baking. If you want to cut back on salt, take the shaker off the table.
We don't eat salted butter or margarine in Europe. And we're still just fine. You're just used to salt so you can't imagine not having it. It's the same with sugar in tea. It's hard to stop putting it in, but once you're over the adjustment period, you don't feel like you want to go back. Sweetened drinks in general just taste like sugar to me now. I suppose they same might be true for oversalted food.
100% agree. Stop eating Maruchan ramen, ask for no salt on your fries. There’s lots of ways to reduce salt. Unsalted butter/margarine on your food has got to the stupidest way to cut down on your salt intake.
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Lubricate those bowels
The spice must flow
If you go to Omega Mart in Area 15, they have some products on the shelf that say "who told you this was butter?"
This is in Las Vegas, of anyone needed further contact
You forgot stage 6: joy
"It's not butter, but I don't even like butter!"
Where I live, Margarine has to have a fat content of at least 80 % otherwise it is not allowed to be called Margarine. Guess what happens? Even there companies try to cut costs and oversell less fatty water as kind of Margarine.
I really want someone to sell legit butter but marketed as 'I can't believe it's not margarine!'
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* Stages of grease FTFY
I know it's a meme, but I do honestly prefer I Can't Believe It's Not Butter over most real butters (nothing beats Kerrygold) and other margarines.
It tastes and feels enough like butter to me to work well on bread and such and it doesn't have the strong smelling milk proteins.
I noticed that lots of companies call margarine "vegan butter" or similar lately
Didn't they ban sale of margarine? Or was that margarine with trans fat and now they make it with seed oil?
The second one
Essentially trans fats allowed the margarine to have a better texture and be more melt in your mouth not on the table. They replaced them with a higher proportion of saturated fats to get the same result. Since it's a mixed oil emulsion, there's little appreciable difference in the texture of the product. Twinkies were not so lucky.
Ok, but here me out: Margarine is superior
"Yeah! Margarine doesn't have cholesterol!", said the mess manager while pocketing the savings.
Tbh, its just because when I wanna butterlike its because I want to spread it on something and butter is a nightmare to spread
You can just keep the butter outside the fridge for a few minutes.
Doesn't work?
Works pretty well for home-made butter made using non-toned milk.
Also works for the brand that I tend to buy.
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