Shout-out to publicly provided third spaces....
papertowels
You are citing a statement, and it is a fact that the statement was said, but the content of that statement is not a fact because there's very little evidence to support it being a fact. Lies exist, especially from the election meddling, ex KGB foreign adversary national leader types.
There's a big difference between citing facts and citing a statement. You likely have no evidence that the statement is a fact, besides taking the ex-kgb leader of an adversarial nations word at face value, which...does sound a little silly when you say it out loud like that, doesn't it? Keep in mind this nation has definitely messed with our elections in the past too lol.
Not quite your ask, but there's a Japanese dub floating around somewhere....There are a few links in the comments.
Unfortunately boomhauer didn't carry over well.
But has he unleashed them?
Also, Donald "I have the concept of a plan, I'm not president" Trump probably shouldn't be pushing that angle too hard
Jesus Christ you're serious.
If you'd like to give it a shot, I've found bocchi the rock to be a wonderful story about an introverted high schooler looking to join a band to meet people that has pretty much no sexualization at all.
Sounds like a great life lesson to be taught by a responsible adult to a 24 year old discovering cheats.