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[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don't do that. That would be super crazy.  ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠ 

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Wait till this guy learns about Hamburger Helper

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Worse still is the pronunciation of "bologna". How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce "herbs" or "pecans". Then again, our pronunciation of "lieutenant" is messed up.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "g" isn't silent. the "gn" in Italian (and French) is pronounced like a "n" with a tilde (~, e.g "ñ") in Spanish.

  • bologna = bo lo nya
  • gnocchi = nyo ki
  • cognac = co nyak
  • jalapeño = ha la pe nyo
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Stop making up fake languages, we know you all speak The President's Speech at home

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Septic tank. Rhymes with Yank.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

British rhyming slang, or Australian?

[–] zedgeist@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I've always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

They're actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don't carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The best kind of correct!

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So I already blew my chance

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No if blowing were involved you wouldn't be here either

[–] RHSJack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

*high fives...and misses!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago
[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

God it felt good.

God my stomach hurt.

[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he'd finish the entire thing in one sitting.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

what does that much sodium do to a person?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He's been perfectly preserved. He'll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Make them happy

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Didn't ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That would make me piss my ass out

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I used to visit a quickie mart for lunches that sold those fried up with any fixins you wanted. 3 bucks a pop