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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The fact that the branding is larger than the informative label is fucked up. I wish capitalism would just fuck off.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

I feel that rage every time I have to check if the bottle on the shelf in the shower is conditioner or shampoo.

Like who the fuck thinks this is OK.

Here's a personal example:


Devine

Scandinavian hair care since 2002

Weightless shine

Gives healthy and Weightless hair. With hunidifying silk products

~shampoo~

Developed with Scandinavian hairdressers


Now imagine the spaces between the individual lines of text being wayy smaller

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

"It's called 'cinnamon', Karen."

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

One time I swapped the cayenne and chili pepper amounts in a recipe and it became inedible.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But but but

Cayenne is a chili pepper, isn't it?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Chili powder* (vs cayenne powder)

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't really understand, isn't cayenne powder a subtype of chili powder? (cayenne being a chili pepper)'

I'm not a native English speaker, so I'm very much taking this as a learning opportunity ^^

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Chili Powder is any type of chili peppers ground to a powder and it's spicy but not overwhelmingly so

Cayenne Powder is made specifically from Cayenne Peppers (which IS part of the chili family) which is generally MUCH spicier. Like 10x as spicy

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Thanks for the info!

[–] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This fucked me up once. Raviolis with cinnamon is NOT nice. 💔

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My dumb ex-spouse didn't know the difference between a clove of garlic and a bulb. Recipe called for 1.5 cloves. We had lasagna with 1.5 bulbs.

[–] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't see the problem here. More garlic, more good.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I ate it, wasn't too bad but my ex and our guests preferred less garlic.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't even be mad. My favorite amount of garlic is "too much garlic"

I couldn't imagine having only one clove in a pasta sauce.

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] hark@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

If they're not side-by-side then it may be harder to tell, but the smell should clue you in. If in doubt, just give it a taste.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 0 points 4 months ago

Done that. Don't recommend.

[–] sverit@lemmy.ml 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

PSA: Cinnamon and nutmeg look identical, but cinnamon in your mashed potatoes tastes weirdly christmas-y. I tested it, sadly.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You seem to be implying that you put nutmeg in mashed potatoes as a matter of routine.

[–] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nutmeg does interesting things to savoury foods. It's subtle though. It's often like a background singer making the other flavors better more than being a diva in its own right. I haven't added nutmeg to potatoes yet, but now I think I might try it. I usually add some fresh ground nutmeg to my spinach and bacon quiche. Nutmeg would also be right at home in a sweet potato pie. So why not mashed potatoes?

[–] Jambone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I like to put a little bit of nutmeg in mushroom soup. It adds a little more dimension to the flavor.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My wife has done this. Grabbed a bottle of Penzy's Northwood Seasoning instead of the cinnamon. That apple pie was... not so good.

[–] Serpent@feddit.uk 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My dad went for cumin instead of cinnamon for his apple crumble. Then he finished his whole bowl telling us it's fine. Everyone obviously left theirs.

We've never let him live it down.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well, that seasoning is somewhat special. However, a spoon of cumin at least doesn't make you cry.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maaaaaaaaaan, I was high af making some rice. Wanted to add some butter, sugar, and cinnamon. I got the first two, but unfortunately got cumin instead of cinnamon. Even high I couldn't finish it.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Wanted to add some butter, sugar, and cinnamon.

You wanted to add those things to rice? Is this a dessert recipe I'm unfamiliar with, or were you just so baked you were combining random ingredients?

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Half of cooking is combining random ingredients you think will work. Took the idea of rice pudding and wanted some cinnamon with it. Think between cinnamon toast and rice pudding.

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That’s one WAY to cook.