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Why are we assuming that the top half has to be the human half?

I tried digging a hole in my pantry, but the guy from 405 was all like "my ceiling, my ceiling!"

"I've had a good 17 minutes or however long that away mission lasted. Might as well make way for the next iteration that'll take over once I cease existing forever."

They're still putting out trailers for a game that came out in 1992? Impressive.

If I had 74,223,975 friends, I'd consider myself popular.

NO! Not free - mandatory sales from the NRA. What's the point in lobbying for a gun for everybody if the lobby doesn't profit from the government pushing guns on everybody? You're acting like anything other than money were behind the gun issue.

I would actually like to no.

Every. Single. Time.

Looking at the TP with my functional eyes? I am skeptical.

Caesar inspiring blind Which loyalty in his legions are you today?

I don't understand this, I've never watched Battleship Galactica.

I’m sick of these private corporations fucking over all of us repeatedly and NOTHING being done.

You misunderstand the role distribution. The American people are not the ones who are being protected from the big companies in the country.

They are the prey being offered to the big companies.

The companies have won. They are paying the legislation to provide a buffet of easily exploitable, squeezable unprotected victims. Depending on whether you need medical procedures, an education, or are just unlucky enough to be chosen to become labour in the private prison complex due to being the wrong colour, the companies are just waiting for you to fall into their respective web, at which point they own you, suck you dry and leave you to bankruptcy or worse.