Comforting a dying cat :(
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https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old PokΓ©mon game. Nostalgia must hit.
Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.
Died running indoors with limited space.
Apparently "Doing One-Armed Pushups like a Pro"
So, focused physical exertion.
Or a head trauma from a hand slip while doing the pushups
True.
Learning how to fight girls...
Disaster Preparedness > home security
How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods
Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide
So⦠an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea
How to deal with the pain from a scratched cornea.
How to drink Prune Juice
βLoving Yourself: Simple and Easy Ways to Practice Self-Love Every Dayβ
Huh. Weird.
I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!
It's OP hitting on me π³
https://www.wikihow.com/Transfer-Money-from-Wisely-Card-to-Bank-Account
I get domed by some credit company for trying to leave their no name service
https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Shein-Ambassador
Surely, I just get so hopped up on my own farts from being an influencer, I start living the 'high life' and piss someone off to the point where they'll send a hit on me where they succeed and my public downward spiral ends up on CoffeehouseCrime YT as a case.
how to: make hot chocolate with powdered cocoa.
"Died unblocking my sacral Chakra."
Walking a Guinea pigβ¦ they must be absolutely ferocious little thingsβ¦
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
I die building a pigeon coop.
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?