And can I have a twin sequential turbocharger for the best car of the century? "You are not gonna believe this"
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Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show
Yamaha: I got you
Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday
Yamaha: I gotchu there too
Me: I will also need a motor for my boat
Yamaha: anything else?
Me: An ATV for the beach, a Snow Mobile for the winter and a Jet-Ski just because they're fun.
Yamaha: Of course!
Me: Oh, and you wouldn't know where I could find a DVD player?
Me: I want to play games until I get fat
Konami: yo, there you go
Me: damn, that was a bad idea, I need to go work out in a gym
Konami: I'm way ahead of you
Bally: What if we offered the same thing, but also with casinos and crappy sports channels?
you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! ~/s~
Me: I need a flute for my orchestra performance
Yamaha: No problem, here's our 800W Series.
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can
get a heavy 600 cc sport bike with the stop speed of 260km would
you?
Yamaha: You're not gonna believe this
Don't forget your electric guituar amplyfier on the way out
I also love that all of the greatest Toyota car engines have had Yamaha heads.
I think just mentioning the LFA suffices
Yamaha often gets overlooked for instruments, I think a lot of this is that we don't expect a company that makes jetskis and motorcycles to also know what they're doing with guitars, saxophones, and pianos, but they actually make good quality stuff.
It's more accurate to think of Yamaha as a conglomerate that owns several different companies. It's just that a lot of those smaller companies are also named Yamaha
Fun fact, the Yamaha logo is an image of three tuning forks, laid atop each other.
They often get overlooked because, in my experience (guitars and violins) they tend to sound like hot garbage. Good for entry level but not much else.
Can't speak for Guitars and Violins, but their drum hardware is top notch amazing stuff
Brother (the printer company), makes world-class sewing machines. Home use and heavy commercial.
So does Toyota (before cars in fact)
Hold up before you place the order! I need train carriages, a supercomputer, radiotherapy equipment, nuclear power plant, aircon, self propelled artillery and an escalator. Don't ask me why.
Fine, oh and add that CPU from the Dreamcast
Kind of like how Ball makes soda cans and rocket parts.
Would be funnier if they still made mason jars.
Rockets are just big soda cans with a nozzle to let all the fizz out.