Psychopaths killing psychopaths for better guns.
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Last one is the only one I actually got (and MHA actually). It's animal crossing. Edit: Oh! Second to last is Artemis Fowl
Fantasy animal blood Sports is 100% pokemon. I'm not sure about Florida man, though.
I thought the mha one was Steven Universe
im annoyed i didn't get those because i am avid fans of both.
weirdly attractive robot gives you a gun and makes you walk through differently shaped rooms. then, you walk through other differently shaped rooms without the robot making you. depending on the version, other robots make you walk through differently shaped rooms.
Portal?
100% has to be.
woman hunts metal animals for some fuckin reason idk
That's a pretty good description of Horizon
Worse, spoiler version:
!Robot makes woman to kill robots!<
and gets turned into Lego minifigure as a punishment?
Plastic woman hunts plastic metal animals for some reason
Animal genocide in the name of fashion
Monster Hunter
cruella?
How fat was Cruella? Genocide is a lot of puppies
She's not eating the dogs.
A promising young athlete gets cool face tattoos and befriends a cranky dog tamer
I didn't know Mike Tyson's autobiography was made into a video game
Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.
Pheonix Wright
Oh yeah, that reminds me to download those games onto my 2ds. And the professor Layton games.
I was tempted to just say "gay lawyers", but the challenge was a BAD description, and that one is just too good.
You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.
E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.
Game: bodily fluid kills monsters
Book: black juice shows you horrors
Book is John Dies at the End?
a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.
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They're waiting for you, Gordon. In the test chamberrrr.
Internet spaceships is serious business.
thousands of really annoying people suddenly descend upon a small town and absolutely terrorize it in a never-ending festival of 24/7 raves and street racing, causing countless car wrecks and massive property damage to the locals
Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff
Minecraft