Susaga

joined 1 year ago
[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A police officer shot and killed an innocent civilian. The officer is facing criminal charges, and an investigation is ongoing to find out who authorised use of a firearm in a public civilian space.

Marvel has announced plans to produce a short film, celebratingthe 5 year anniversary of the end of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. There are even rumours of a sequel anthology, once they have time to develop the story fully.

A report has shown that rent in New York has risen to nearly $3000 for a 2 bedroom apartment. With the minimum wage at only $20 an hour, people are worrying if they will still be able to afford the things they need. One resident has felt the squeeze as they also have to pay the shockingly high price of $20 for their specialty prescription medicine. "At least my other medical costs are free!"

Elon Musk has attempted to sue Twitter for banning his account. It is expected that this move will bankrupt him within a few weeks.

Someone on the internet has seen that their favourite show has been cancelled, and calls it "the darkest timeline".

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know for a god dang fact that's someone's kink.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago

Anything with a mechanic where every choice matters and will affect the next 50 hours of gameplay, and where it's possible to choose wrong. That's a lot of pressure, and I'd rather someone else deal with that.

Also, anything that's 100 hours of gameplay and 10 hours of story.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago (14 children)

You have created three posts in the last 12 hours, which is the entire time you've had an account. Two of them are asking for people to help you make something, and the third is asking where you can get free stuff. Oh, and this post, which is questioning why people don't like you after only 3 posts.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

The main reason I love the manga is that it's a pair of dumbass teens using acting as an excuse to flirt with each other. This episode is a damn good example of that.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Previously, they have complained about the show not fitting their "Christian values", due to zombification and trans characters. I only believe they have a problem with one of those two things.

Note that they also asked for an alternative to Wikipedia because they dislike the content. They're going through some stuff.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I honestly have no idea who he'd end up with. I have my first and second choice for who I'd WANT him to end up with, but I have no idea if the manga's going in that direction.

But next chapter feels like it's gonna ache a bit.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

And yet, I know the one they meant...

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

The guy claims he altered the image to change his tie, as if that's the problem with the image. The guy's suit is made of leather, there's a deformity by his right ear, his hair is wood texture, his eyes are different colours, his lips are too small and too bright, his shirt has been blurred smooth... I could go on, but it's honestly kinda gross to look at that picture for too long.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be mean to Rick Astley like that! Rick looks nothing like that bargain bin ken doll with several minutes of amateur photoshop applied to it from the article.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The line doesn't seem like a problem. It's normal to need time to yourself. I think the people with whom this line doesn't work well are the actual problem.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

ContextHe was inventing crisps, and that was his sales pitch.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/jokes@lemmy.world
 

The genie appears before him and declares "I am a powerful genie! Due to budget cuts, I will only be granting one wish, but you can wish for anything you desire and I shall make it come true!"

The farmer wastes no time. "My neighbour, Peter, was once as poor as me. One day, he received a cow as a gift, and he began to sell the milk. Suddenly, he is earning twice as much. He could afford to fix the roof, he bought new clothes, and he even took a day off to have wild sex with his wife. That cow made his life so much better than it was before."

The genie nods. "I see. So, your wish is..."

"Kill his cow."

 

He couldn't see that well.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/jokes@lemmy.world
 

There are only two survivors, both of whom are Christian men. They start walking, hoping to find civilisation and a source of food and water. Each sand dune is hell, but they push themselves forward to climb over it. Days pass and their thirst aches their throats, but they keep walking. Finally, their journey pays off, and a village comes into view.

One of the men turns to the other and says "look, we're in a muslim country, and it's a desperate situation. I say we pretend to be muslim. They'll take better care of us for it."

The other man looks aghast. "What? No! I'm a Christian and proud! I have nothing to be afraid of."

As dawn breaks and their legs are about to drop, the men reach the village. A man spots the pair and approaches them, wearing a robe, an imama, and sporting a lengthy beard. "Who are you?"

"I'm Muhammed" says the first man, his real name Peter.

"I'm John" says the second man.

The muslim man takes John by the shoulder, pulling him into the village. "It must have been a long walk, you must be tired. Please, we have plenty of food and water, and there should be a bed for you somewhere."

Then he turns to Peter and opens his arms wide, a warm smile on his face. "Salaam, Muhammed! Happy Ramadan!"

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