When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
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Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
OP said worst. That's the best.
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We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.
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He said "an" episode, not every episode
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You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.
Child actors in an elevator.
Might be my favorite bottle episode
The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!
The gang visits Sherwood Forest
You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Nobody listens to Worf.
Data listens to a deck of cards.
A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.
That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.
The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.
e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”
Picard learns to play the flute.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."
Y'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.
What's the worst episode of Stargate?