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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.

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[–] Cagi@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.

[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

OP said worst. That's the best.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Man who can't let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history's most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.

[–] Stampela@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.

[–] _NetNomad@kbin.run 2 points 11 months ago

young ferengi takes human expression "break a leg" too literally

[–] cuchi@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.

[–] syn@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Woman travels back in time to check if her stalker banged her mom

[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago

Video game addiction ironically doesn't affect the teenager.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

A lone Banjo Player likes to have their visitor to take care of their adopted children.

[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

A bunch of kids just chant “red squad” over and over again.

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

We find out if coffee can be found in a nebula.

[–] octesian@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Peple talk past eachother until they don't.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

He said "an" episode, not every episode

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Captain Picard falls asleep; dreams of some dead people.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You mean: An old starfleet officer needs much time learning the flute.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Child actors in an elevator.

[–] SquishyPandaDev@yiffit.net 1 points 11 months ago

Might be my favorite bottle episode

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

The Poseidon adventure IN SPACE!

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The gang visits Sherwood Forest

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You mean: An alien really hates a musical instrument.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Nobody listens to Worf.

Data listens to a deck of cards.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

A shit-covered truck floating in space leads to Amelia Earhart.

That's not even a joke. That's the actual synopsis.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The first ferangi in statfleet loses a leg and gets PTSD so hard he becomes addicted to managing a VR casino with his new best friend, the holographic lounge singer.

e: I completely forgot the best episode of ds9, “It’s 1953, America is racist and Benny Russell is crazy.”

[–] Hackworth@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Picard learns to play the flute.

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, "oh, sorry. guess I'll go home now. bye."

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Y'know the worst episode of Stargate? Same writer, same plot, more racist, neon sets.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

What's the worst episode of Stargate?