The Pacific Northwest would be horrible to invade. Even if the people don't offer much resistance trying to get through the Rocky Mountains would be disastrous. But they actually have militias out there too.

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Ah yes, those dangerous gangs of San Louis Obispo in California are really getting out of hand!

I'm far more afraid of the Nazis in Baton Rouge running this state than I am of Acadians hunting out in the swamps. Just don't go in the swamp! The Nazis are actively making life worse whether you seek them or not.

You forgot about the Illinois Nazis.

all the retired people in Florida too

Texas should just say "Guns".

North Dakota should probably be "no civilization, no resources, and no warmth."

I want to see what exactly what our Long Range Mormons (LRMs) are capable of

As a resident of "this part wouldn't be that tough", i disagree. The entire Cascade range extending from the top of the central valley to the top of Washington, extending out to the ocean, is very very rough, steep, heavily forested terrain that would be absolute hell to get any kind of equipment through if the locals were to blow up a grand total of three bridges on three separate highways.

The main reason you shouldn’t invade is that almost all of these people own guns.