I know this doesn't answer your question, sorry, but where are you trying to shop (or what country is this in)?
I'm having the opposite problem (in the UK).
For example, for the last couple of years, I've been looking for a dull nondescript standard jacket, in olive, black, grey, brown - but nowhere is selling them. I can only buy brightly coloured or shiny "inflatable" type coats, looking like a woodlouse made from a binbag, or things with words written all over them.