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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Why Sonic? Well, if you were ~12 years old in 1999, three things happened:

  1. Sonic Adventure came out in North America
  2. Home Internet access exploded
  3. You started feeling funny feelings down there

And that's what Sonicmas is all about, Charlie Brown.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

All three things were true for me and I'm still not a furry or Sonic fanatic. Not saying those things are bad but all the ingredients were there and somehow it just didn't click for me.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 hours ago

There may be other, secret ingredients not listed.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

I'm sorry for your loss

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Sonic doesn't do anything to anyone. Sonic just attracts people that have already had stuff done to them.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I don't understand. Why is a crocodile pouring Crystal Pepsi on a Chao?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Still don't get it. What does Pepsi and Sonic have to do with baptism?

[–] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 12 points 7 hours ago

Crystal Beptism

[–] wieson 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Arabic speakers often have trouble pronouncing the p and in Arabic Pepsi is called Bebsi. This became a meme several years ago.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Oh is that where that annoying 🅱️ meme from a couple of years ago came from?

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 hours ago

Some of its ironic, some of it isn't.

The good shit is the stuff that isn't, but totally is.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I just started watching Bill Mahrs hbo weekly thing and the most recent one he calls out the sonic feet artist Fandom.

What a wild timeline we jumped to.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

As the grandfather of all internet autism, Chris chan should be consulted.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Apologies

Gonna look over my shoulder for a very deserved macing

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago

(Amy gets within hammer range)

[–] addie@feddit.uk 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Am so done with these sexy hedgehogs. You put your prick into them, you get hundreds back.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Thats actually the echidna and their multi headed dicks.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, man, I'm autistic

"You're eating that meal again?"

I just said I'm autistic

"You like Sonic The Hedgehog?"

Yeah, man, that's a prerequisite

"Why are you hyperfixating?"

See the above, bitch

~Mattstagraham

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

They seem fun 😊

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I see videos of the entire series and I have to wonder what's going on with Sonic, too. Because after the original games, it just seems like they have been throwing random shit into them just to see what sticks. One of the newer ones kinda reminds me of a Rust-like game made by a teenager using whatever free assets they could get so everything looks like it came from 13 different games. IDK if that's maybe part of the appeal, but it looks funky as an outsider.

[–] federalreverse 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

So ... I understand the Crystal Bepis part of this. But I have no clue how that's related to Sonic.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That's Knuckles, and the baby is a Chao. I don't recognize the alligator character though.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 28 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 points 12 hours ago

He is the dreaded Gamer Gator.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

It tumbles down your tongue.