How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!
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IKR? This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet for a long time.
If that horse bolts, she's not going to have a fun time at all.
One of those times you hope it's AI slop, but I don't notice anything obvious.
I'm fairly sure I've see this picture, or one similar before. It predated stable diffusion, so would have to have been made manually.
I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!
I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.
Totally normal horse girl things
Well there's horse girls and there's this.
Country girls make doo
She'll regret this when the horse makes doo
She’ll fucking love it
Oh, no.
Ooohhh... Bravo.
Bingo.
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Son, never date a horse girl.
You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.
I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea
Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.
I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.
Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly
The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.
Horse girls do not care.
Horse women like the smell. At least, mine does.
It smells pretty ok as far as farts goes like most obligate vegetarian animals.
so, she's gonna die doing this, right?
I see no way this could turn out poorly.
So. Much. Poop.
Hey that's my bands name
Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.
Horse girl finally becomes part horse.
That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.
And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.
I was guessing the woman's wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.
And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.
It would go to live leak with one crunch from a freaking leave, because horses are couches with an insatiable death wish. They'll use every opportunity to gallop towards the void, and they'll take as many of you with them as they can.
That would be the sane option. Maybe extensions would pull out, too.
Let me guess: AI
No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?
Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*
It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(
/s just in case
Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.
First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you'll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.
Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!
HIDE THIS FROM TINA!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhh
Neigh
Shou Tucker did it. That crazy SOB actually did it!
loud noise
giddyup
Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!
remove it fast until the horse shit