midnight_puker

joined 5 months ago
[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 31 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My yo-yo string just broke when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. The "ah fuckit" is already strong in me. And I'll be 40 in 6 years.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It's a delicate balance. Swing too far in the other direction and you end up like me, believing you are inferior to everyone.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did this dweeb really walk around looking like that?

Free at last, free at last!

I swear, the naming conventions for anime and manga just get dumber and dumber.

This is a silly.

Yes, that much I was able to surmise.

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

By "call her daddy", do they mean that I am to contact her father, or am I to refer to her as daddy? 🤔

[–] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine endangering the lives of your constituents because politics.

Fuck yeah, squat the world.

 
 
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