aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it's hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you're also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

your rectum doesn't have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy's dick.

oh and have more fiber in your diet.

Well, no kinkshaming here :)

I suspect this would cause internal ouchies lol

Is it dishwasher safe?

As an actual owner of a similar thing: no

The problem isn't even how much water comes from there (you can figure it out and not set the water jet to full power), but rather that you are expected to insert this thing back and forth, which, trust me, you won't do since your anus is unprepared, unexpanded and, well, dirty.

So, while interesting on paper, this thing doesn't really work the way it's intended to. There you have it!

I'm suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

Looks like a good way to die slowly and painfully.

Edit: This isn't a meme it's real, what the fuck is wrong with people

Quick reminder for me to search this one porn video I’ve found years ago where the woman uses this exact thing and post it here

Edit: found it! It took me waaay longer than I thought it would. That happens to "similar videos" you watch because you’re curious and then turn them off but it somehow permanently exists in your memories for free lol

https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5915ae689b1b4

Is this supposed to go in the ass?

Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.

Wait for a black Friday deal

Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don't do it!

For anal flushing, please, please, please, go easy on the water pressure. You don't want to pop your gut like a balloon on the garden hose.

Yes