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[–] officermike@lemmy.world 79 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] horse_tranquilizers@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

You can get them in America, but they no longer put the toy inside the chocolate. The egg splits in half lengthwise and one side has the toy, the other the chocolate

Actually my bad, I just realized that what I described was the kinder joy, not the kinder surprise

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh nice! Let me grab my flathead screwdriver real quick....

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hm, why does it feel like my eyeballs are boiling

[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's because you've not stared at the blue glow long enough.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no! 🫠

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

They banned these in the United States until they removed the shimming wedge and replaced it with the safer flat head screw driver.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

My jaw dropped ...... off my face ... and onto the flooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Haha this one gives me an extra tingle

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Intreasting thee kinder suprise egg, has a quite metallic flavor. And a rather interesting color of blue. I will write record this and forward it to docter freeman tomorrow.

Mmmm half-life

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole... What now?

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

At least the two hemispheres are separated.

[–] Hupf 5 points 3 weeks ago

Some assembly required

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gotta be. If you let it go prompt critical during shipping it won't go critical for the end user. Need to ensure freshness. Don't want it to taste flat.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are they still.super annoying to.split apart the egg?

[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

The Forbidden Egg.

You laugh you lose your intestinal lining

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

Don't touch me I'm a dead man

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

may cause explosive diarrhea

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

NEW KINDER SURPRISE ULTRA SPICY EDITION

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's a tickle-me-dragon-tail!

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hey Joe is machining your radioactive ☢️ uranium ball, Jeff will have them ready for you tomorrow morning ☺️.

....can I get an updated on the machining?

Yeah Fred is machining it. Jeff will have it ready in the morning ☺️

...can I get an update?

Yeah, Kevin is at the hospital taking Joe and Jeff but he's coming back for the finish pass, then he'll hand it to Mario then to Victor

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago