As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
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She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
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Take her to a knightclub
Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)
Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?
The bachelor in distress then
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Help her save France from the English.
Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.
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What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)
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"I'm glad you brought protection"
what i'm told
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Not another one knight stand!
It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
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Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.
Yep, she's a keeper.
WD40
As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good
I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.
Marry her?
You don't need to put a ring on it...
... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.
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Marry her!
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