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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 218 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

[–] Cypher@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 161 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 141 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Here, here!

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

The bachelor in distress then

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 107 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Help her save France from the English.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (13 children)

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

"I'm glad you brought protection"

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

what i'm told

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 54 points 1 week ago

Not another one knight stand!

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 54 points 1 week ago

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Get excited about where ever we're going because I know it should be awesome

[–] mtpender@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] essell@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like I'm in for a good knight!

[–] pfm@scribe.disroot.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she's clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I've defended my honor.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Yep, she's a keeper.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Fatal9zero@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a longbow user, that armor isn't going to be much good

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone thinks they've got a longbow...

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rejoice! She brought protection!

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would let her pull my sword for sure

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would think there's a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!

Gosh, is it warm in here?

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Immediately go buy a can opener?

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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

[–] bastion@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago
[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't need to put a ring on it...

... unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you'll need lots of rings.

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[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
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