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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Since long legs would be impossible

Luckily those long slim arms are completely unaffected by that same gravity.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't look like the arms are weight-bearing

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

You know I almost didn't post, thinking about that exact point?

But at least two of them are holding weight on them - rightmost of the front pack and leftmost of the mid pack. Also I'm guessing that they'd still need more robust arms than that just for lifting and carrying in high G, right?

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Spookily accurate. I like the way Earth boy's just chillin' in his office clothes (and long boots?) under the crushingly intense gravity, while the hosts bothered to put on lipstick and everything.

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

To add to that accuracy, we're looking at the surface of the solid layer of Jupiter, a gas giant. Jupiter's only solid at its inner core, which means that the atmosphere these dudes are chilling in is made of metallic hydrogen

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The temperature is also tens of thousands of degrees and the atmospheric pressure is 2000 times that on Earth. He's doing well, considering.

[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Good thing he brought his tractor car.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

There's also the high radiation. After the sun, it has the highest radiation of any body in the solar system.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Jovians: please stop ruining our lives

40s Era Earthman: hell no, freak

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ofc, there's an xkcd for that:-)

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[–] bricked 11 points 3 weeks ago

Blåhajs on jupiter!!!

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Man, I want one of those living lounge chairs to ride around on. They couldn't possibly be sentient or anything. I see absolutely no potential downsides.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Love that high-G architecture.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good old 45 degree cliffs, one of the staples of alien planets.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago

Especially alien planets with Jupiter's gravity. It's well known that more gravity == steeper cliffs!

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

How dare you! That tractor car is a beautiful work of engineering!

[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

10 pack space blahaj just wants a hug 🦈🫂

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Flips movie box over to check rating....

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

Needing to be massive to deal with the increased gravity is about as dumb of a take as they could have taken.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is awsome. What is it from? Are there more planets?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just not Pluto. 😢