ChicoSuave

joined 1 year ago
[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Aren't salmon renowned for returning to the river of their birth? How did they return to a river they couldn't have used for a generation? Salmon, have you been lying to biologists all this time?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

"You guys said you weren't going to fact check" is preppy debate team code for " but you said I could lie!"

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

It's good that the pizza turned out as it did because there are raw cherry tomatoes and cucumber eyes on a pizza. Those aren't toppings, they are hallmarks or mentally unsettled individuals. Tomatoes become molten, spraying tomato magma and seed all over a person's mouth and lips. And cucumbers have a purpose, unless there are only 2 and they are fastened to olive pupils without toothpicks. Don't trust edible "glue".

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 17 minutes ago

Tyler Hoover is part of the machine and represents The Man, most square and uncool. Can't trust Tyler Hoover to understand why he is part of the problem because he isn't smart enough for self reflection.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Now we have zombie treason coming back for revenge as fascism.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

The man is mad that people don't like how he monetizes Ubisoft games and game mechanics. He is upset at the messages he gets when he upsets a game to inject a micro transaction. He is part of the wave of business professionals that don't see game players as people - we are just cash waiting to be harvested from idle wallets. This is what quid-pro-quo looks like; he is seeing what we look like to him and he doesn't like it. He wants to be a person with a name and friends and credibility that allows mistakes to be made in good faith. We want to have fun, sometimes with friends and other times alone, in a game world where we can be a person with a name, friends, and have the ability to explore. We both want the same thing.

So why is he treating people like cattle instead of people who are trying to have fun with the system they have been given? Fuck this narcissistic piece of executive hypocrisy. He doesn't deserve peace until he exits the industry or finds a way to be actually useful.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

In California, the number for time was POPCORN. It was discontinued in 2007. It will be missed.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

The original Night of the living Dead is way up there for vanilla zombie horror. 28 days later for modern zombies.

Thankskilling and Jack Frost for B movie holiday horror.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Fred Trump and his generation used military school as a way to reform shithead kids before they turned 18. Doesn't seem to have had much impact on Don so Ensign Ricky may not have stuck. Besides, he was talking about Sidney Powell, and gender is important to him, so he may have avoided the comparison because of the misgendering.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Guillemot family needs to realize that they are the problem with Ubisoft.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's the nicest looking RAM I've ever seen.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Do it at over 300km/h for 2 hours. And if you touch anyone, you might die.

 
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