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"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?" (lemmy.likes.cat)
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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

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[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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[–] s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Resistance is useless!

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

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[–] ignism@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] Nightsoul@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

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[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good news everyone!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

These words are accepted

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[–] Foni@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] BeN9o@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

D-did... he just suplex that train?!?

[–] diaphanous 12 points 1 month ago

That's rough, buddy.

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dammit Jim!

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

i use arch btw

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"What if you miss?"

"I won't."

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[–] TIN@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll be in my bunk

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[–] Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 month ago

Griffith!!

[–] K4mpfie 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

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[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can I get a rock and stone?

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Mushroom

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We're Rich!!

[–] Thicc_Jamez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

[–] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

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[–] xpk3@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am that guy

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[–] a_baby_duck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Give dactyl

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.

[–] eunieisthebus 6 points 1 month ago

*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

No luck catching them swans then?

[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You hear about Pluto?

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[–] DonGirses@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.

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[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Machine, turn back now

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[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So what is it?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

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