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"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?" (lemmy.likes.cat)
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[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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[–] dodeca@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

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[–] s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Resistance is useless!

[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.

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[–] ignism@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You think that's air you're breathing?

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.

[–] Nightsoul@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination

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[–] Foni@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

This is my favorite store in the citadel

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

These words are accepted

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[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good news everyone!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!

[–] BeN9o@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

D-did... he just suplex that train?!?

[–] ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dammit Jim!

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

i use arch btw

[–] diaphanous 12 points 2 months ago

That's rough, buddy.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"What if you miss?"

"I won't."

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[–] TIN@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!

[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll be in my bunk

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[–] Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 2 months ago

Griffith!!

[–] K4mpfie 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.

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[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can I get a rock and stone?

[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

We're Rich!!

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Mushroom

[–] Thicc_Jamez@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Thank god fish aren't into cash.

[–] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?

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[–] xpk3@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I am that guy

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[–] a_baby_duck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Give dactyl

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.

[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

No luck catching them swans then?

[–] eunieisthebus 6 points 2 months ago

*sigh* Bapenada?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[–] DonGirses@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.

[–] improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You hear about Pluto?

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[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sitting next to me, a man who told me that if he sees the pilot of any plane he boards is a woman, he immediately leaves. Because he believes, and I quote, that “their concentration spans and motor skills are not suited to the job”.

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Machine, turn back now

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[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

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[–] anonymous111@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So what is it?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"

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