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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 55 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago) (1 children)

The only candies that have sex identities at all are Mounds and Almond Joy.

Because one has nuts and the other doesn't.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 53 minutes ago

babe Ruth?

jk that shouldn't be considered food

[–] LiamMayfair@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 58 minutes ago

Can I have some antifa gf candy too pl0xxx

[–] random@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 12 hours ago

waow (based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based )

[–] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

anecdotally antifa people do make good gluten free caramel

[–] telllos@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't caramel pure sugar and maybe milk? Where would the gluten come from?

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 6 points 12 hours ago

The melted bread

[–] CondensedPossum@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

perhaps a wafer component in a packaged caramel candy but yeah

there are a bunch of ways to make caramel out of commonly salvageable ingredients

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

Is this a spoopy Facebook meme

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 76 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Not for your post, but if I saw someone posting this seriously somewhere, I'd use this.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Don't worry, some boomer who can't detect irony will be posting this to their facebook page soon.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Thanks. I can't take credit for it. Not sure the creator.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 14 points 17 hours ago

Please stop. This will either kill someone from anger or from laughter!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"Bisexual Biden"

The fuck is this, a Ben Garrison comic

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

If it was, there'd be obvious labels on all the characters.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 32 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

All the treats I have are non binary. You know, because its food.

Don't be gross. What do you think this is, France?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 1 points 3 minutes ago

I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Idk, I've seen some chocolates for sale at sex shops that definitely appeared to have genders, but maybe I was just making assumptions.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago

Great, now I want to dye some Rice Krispie treats the NB colors.