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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/24335357

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

now that's job security

[–] ugo@feddit.it 7 points 3 hours ago

Still more readable than APL

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 90 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't it all unicode at the end of the day, so it supports anything unicode supports? Or am I off base?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but the language/compiler defines which characters are allowed in variable names.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

Yes, but it still is about language, not game engine.

Albeit technically, the statement is correct, since it is more specific.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 37 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Ssh! 🫢 You’ll ruin the joke!

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago

Okay but how does starting a secure shell help?

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Iltam sumra rashupti ilatim moment 🗿

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 hours ago

Wtf I just said these words out loud and the furniture started floating o.o

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 9 hours ago

Security by ~~Obscurity~~ Antiquity

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Let's hope Ea-nāṣir's code is better than his copper.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 14 points 3 hours ago

I hear it's prone to Rust.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 51 points 9 hours ago

Ea Nasir over here selling subpar code now

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 48 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 22 points 9 hours ago

Don't you mean 𒁷𒀱𒀉?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Most languages are like this. Even C is like this.

[–] basmati@lemmus.org 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on the compiler, I'm pretty sure some versions of Borland shit themselves if you introduce an accent mark at the wrong time, much less support Unicode.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

This is how we end up with snow crash.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

Bro thats fucking amazing 😂