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[–] ugo@feddit.it 5 points 1 hour ago

Still more readable than APL

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

now that's job security

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 75 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't it all unicode at the end of the day, so it supports anything unicode supports? Or am I off base?

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 hour ago

Yes, but the language/compiler defines which characters are allowed in variable names.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 35 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Ssh! 🫢 You’ll ruin the joke!

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 minutes ago

Okay but how does starting a secure shell help?

[–] Ptsf@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] H4rdStyl3z@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Iltam sumra rashupti ilatim moment 🗿

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 hours ago

Wtf I just said these words out loud and the furniture started floating o.o

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 hours ago

Security by ~~Obscurity~~ Antiquity

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Let's hope Ea-nāṣir's code is better than his copper.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 11 points 1 hour ago

I hear it's prone to Rust.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 47 points 7 hours ago

Ea Nasir over here selling subpar code now

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 47 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 20 points 7 hours ago

Don't you mean 𒁷𒀱𒀉?

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

This is how we end up with snow crash.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Most languages are like this. Even C is like this.

[–] basmati@lemmus.org 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on the compiler, I'm pretty sure some versions of Borland shit themselves if you introduce an accent mark at the wrong time, much less support Unicode.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Bro thats fucking amazing 😂