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[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The man can't release an affordable electric car, despite it being on his roadmap for over a decade. Cunt isn't releasing an affordable taxi lol

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Honestly, taxis don't need to be cheap, they need to be reliable. I'm sure a taxi company would be happy to spend $100k if it meant minimal maintenance and far less staff, since it would pay for itself pretty quickly.

The bigger question is, does it work? I'm guessing the answer to that is... no.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 67 points 16 hours ago

For true believers who hear Musk talk but have paid little or no attention to Tesla's actual progress with autonomous driving technology, new car development, production ramping, or robotics, the event will have seemed like something of a success.

Fucking lol

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 25 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Please state the nature of the transportational emergency.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 7 hours ago

If you managed to shop Elon's face on it, it would've been perfect. Cause let's be honest, he'd totally do it.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If it didn't have Robert Picardos voice, I do not want

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

That's the reason why Elon wants to fly to Mars, to get a working Johnny cab instead of his ~~crap~~ cab. Now it makes all sense.

[–] THX1138@lemmy.ml 9 points 12 hours ago

Oh look con man trying to sell broken promises and cheap parlor tricks!

[–] paw 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As far as I understood, the robot taxis may start production by 2026 or 2027. Shouldn't we live all on Mars by then, according to Musk?

/s

[–] AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk 9 points 15 hours ago

robotaxis will be viable about the time they are powered by on-board micro-fusion reactors. Which will be great bc you'll never need to plug them in or refuel.

[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Who would win. A cyberpunk looking “$30k” robotaxi or one speed bump/pot hole

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

In the future, there are no potholes or imperfections of any kind. The ground and buildings are smooth, shiny, and constantly maintained to perfection somehow. Everything looks like a starship.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Camera pans down to the lower levels. Dark illuminated streets are visible, illuminated by sparse sunlight that manages to find cracks in the starship like road above. Flickering mismatched neon signs offer work, with long lines of broken humans waiting to find any job not taken over by AI and Optimus robots.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Everything's chrome in the future!

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yup, it's a concept car "robovan." And I think it looks gross.

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't want to yuck your yum but I think it looks badass. I think the concept is badass. I don't want to own a car but I also can't afford a chauffeur. We don't have much of any public transit in my area. Bike paths are making progress but still not what I would consider safe. An autonomous van that carries 20 passengers would be very cost-effective. It's not an ideal solution but may be the best one we could actually implement using existing infrastructure and without voter approval.

Also that bottom part appears to be a similar height to any typical car to me, and is supposedly just an aerodynamic skirt that will fold up if it actually hits anything. That's what I've read but obviously can't verify.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think the concept is cool, and it would probably make a good replacement for buses. In my area, we have on-demand vans run by the org that runs the buses, and they basically take people to/from any transit stop in the area. A robovan would replace those, and potentially replace buses as well, and they could run more frequently because you don't need to have drivers.

So I absolutely like the idea, but I still think it looks dumb. Why screens instead of windows? Why does it look like it's from a video game?

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Why screens instead of windows?

I mean theoretically you could use Miracast or similar technology to cast whatever you want onto those displays, whether that's watching movies/TV or doing work from your computer.

It has windows.

Why does it look like it's from a video game?

I mean why do vehicles from video games looks like they do? Because they're cool. You can say a lot of things about Tesla but you can't call them conventional. Sometimes that's good, and sometimes not so much. Beauty is subjective.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

It has windows.

On the sides, and they're like 1/3 of the total length of the vehicle, and on the ceiling. At least from the bit that I saw in the presentation. Buses today have much better visibility.

Because they’re cool

Nah, I think it's because it fits the art direction of the game. Cyberpunk has a certain feel, and GTA has another.

The robovan and the cybertruck don't match anything in the real world, or anything that came before. So it sticks out like an eyesore IMO.

But yeah, beauty is subjective, and I guess we'll see what it actually looks like if it ever hits the market.

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 1 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, I mean it's like any art. I may not like it, but I appreciate diversity. In the case of the van, I actually like it. And where other autonomous companies are just taking existing vehicles and modifying them, Tesla represents a new way of thinking about autonomous transport from the ground up, much like they did with electric cars in general.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

As long as it's not a water poodle...

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 5 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

When does it go into production? Whats the cost?

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 21 points 16 hours ago

When? Never

Cost? N/A

[–] helenslunch@feddit.nl 3 points 11 hours ago

No statements on production for the robovan. Cost he said would be $0.05-0.10/mile, though unclear if that was to the owner or to the customer. Double that for the customer and it's still very cost effective.

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

That image is of the bus so it probably requires a 'fleet' type purchase alongside a maintenance contract

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No one gives a flying F what that asshole says.

[–] kwozyman@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately a lot of people do. So many people care they made him the richest person in the world. I always hated obscenely rich people, but there's something special with Musk, he manages to add insult to injury.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

look at the stock prices of Tesla Uber and Lyft today.

[–] kwozyman@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Haha, had no idea, I don't watch the stock market