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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago (4 children)
[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

probably a russian military vehicle from ~2025-2026

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yo, you’ve got Patreon access to the war or something?

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

nah only the early access platinum collectors edition with original fingerbones from putin :D

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 12 points 5 days ago

Technically.

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Worse, a bullpup!

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I'll allow it

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Explanation: Mehmed the Conqueror, Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, was the one who finally conquered Constantinople (now Istanbul) and finished off the ailing Byzantine Empire. He did so by bringing what was, in the 15th century AD, a truly ludicrous amount of cannons, a then-cutting-edge technology, including the largest piece ever made up 'til that point in world history.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Certified "Hold my Raki" moment

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You know how it is, late at night, deep in raki and cold water with the boys, and someone challenges you to destroy the age-old nemesis of your rising empire - tale as old as time!

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Byzantium joins China and later Belgium who had entirely too much faith in their "impregnable fortifications".

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

For a long time their faith was warranted. And not like they could do much in that situation from what I remember, they didn't have much power to go on the offensive.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Ye, it was a dying empire at that point anyway. But we're just shitposting here :D

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Light novel idea: someone like Bismarck or Cavour is isekaid into Byzantium of this era, and has to diplomacy it back into a world power.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Why'd they change it?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

Well yeah, now that the boys showed up with arty. It was Constantinople before the boys got there.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Y’alltillary.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yoda bringing The Force