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[–] Shirasho@lemmings.world 112 points 2 weeks ago

You know what else kills a human? Forcing them to give birth even if they are not healthy enough to do so.

If you are going to make talking points at least be cohesive.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Twitter formatting sucks ass.

Reading order:

4th (first post)

2nd (second post down)

1st (third post down)

3rd (last post)

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What ? No, it's 3 2 4 1

If you're talking chronological that is

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

This diagram helps to show that you and Hadriscus agree on the order of the posts, but not on how to describe it. That's pretty interesting to me.

  • 4, 2, 1, 3 -- labeling the posts from top to bottom with which order they should then be read. So the first post is read forth, the second post is read second, etc.)
  • 3, 2, 4, 1 -- listing the order that the posts should be read if they were understood to be labelled in 1-4 top-down. So we should read the third post first, the second post second, forth post third, ...
[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The fact that we have gotten this confused is all the evidence I need to change how this works.

Simplest solution is to change the layout from:

  1. Profile
  2. Attachments /screenshots / replies
  3. Text

To

  1. Attachments /screenshots / replies
  2. Text
  3. Profile
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[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Or is it 3 2 4 1

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently, water also burns

[–] Senseless 24 points 2 weeks ago

As someone that has experience pouring boiling hot pasta water over my feet I can confirm that it indeed burns.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

What order of events was this conversation?? I never could get into tumblr/Twitter reply format I'm so confused. Who shot first

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The timestamps should be a big clue. 3d, 1d, 9h, and the tweet at the top has no timestamp but from context it should be obvious that came last.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is useful but to be candid I'm not looking at memes for intellectual stimulation so it's more effort than I'd like.

[–] dan@upvote.au 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The tweet at the top has the rest of them attached as a screenshot which does make it a bit confusing.

Lake Superior's tweet (the "innermost" one) came first. Tom quote-retweeted it. Lake superior replied to Tom's tweet. Ron took a screenshot of the whole exchange and posted it as his own tweet.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who wants to read from top to bottom like a fucking normal person.

I just want to roll the whole internet back by about 20 years.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes it goes backwards. Next they are going to post everything sideways and the dates will be encoded in a base 12 abacus representation of the Vietnamese calendar.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

The red numbers show it chronologically. Twitter has replies and quote retweets. This began with the purple quote retweet. To which Lake Superior responded. Then in green I think this is a quote retweet (or more likely a screenshot) of the exchange. (I don't think you can quote multiple posts so I think it's a screenshot.)

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 23 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

What happened to Edmund Fitzgerald?

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a ship, there's a whole song about it

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

While the music style is not everyone's cup of tea is an excellent example of a ballad and I think it's a fun song And well done.

[–] corvi@lemm.ee 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down

Of the big lake they call Gitchigumee

The lake it is said never gives up her dead

When the gales of November turn gloomy

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 18 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It got wrecked. Because of that fact, many people are calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked.

[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

I have not until now heard of anyone calling for the Great Lakes to be nuked but I kinda support it. Where do I sign the petition?

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[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wrecked, 29 died, Lake Superior never gives up her dead

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine getting murdered by one of the great lakes and it doesn't involve drowning. 💀

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[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (28 children)

Water touches water and therefore makes it wet

Killing humans who have no nervous system is fine. It's only immoral if the human is a person

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I maintain that debating fetal personhood is a huge mistake because it goes down a philosophical road where you can't clearly define things like when someone feels pain.

There is a much simpler reason to make abortion legal- for the same reason it is not legal to harvest a corpse's organs without the person's consent before they die or the reason you can't be forced to donate a kidney. Being forced to use your organs for someone else's benefit against your will is illegal in every other situation. Even if it means a human will die without them. That doesn't matter if it is something that will eventually develop into someone with full human rights or if it has them already. It's just not relevant. It's about the rights of the person whose body will be used.

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[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wish Lake Superior would empregnate me.

[–] sparkle@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Cuz I'm so wet.

[–] clot27@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

lake junior

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well played. Now let's have the fundy tell us how water covered the earth and drowned everybody but then the world was repopulated. Wait… is there some incest required for that to be true? OH NO!

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

A little incest, a little beastiality; but who's counting? I guess not the ones who believe that... because, ya know... they can't count.

BOOM! WHAT A BURN! FUCKING NAILED IT WITH THAT SCORCHER!

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[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah.... Neosporin is WAY too weak for this burn. Holy crap hahahahaha

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[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

He can't even get the order right. The phrase is "[thing] and also water is wet."

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