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[–] Roderik@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He eventually found the executable by Googling for it online and is now part of a botnet.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Happy ending then I take it

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Then created a GitHub account to post three separate issues complaining about how the project's executable is an obvious Trojan, patting themself on the back for keeping the community safe with their expert sleuthing.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

about how the project's executable is an obvious Trojan

Which I bet was only obvious to him when Norton Antivirus told him

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

The next generation of script kiddies is going to be iPad babies. It’ll be interesting to see, since the majority can’t use anything in tech unless it’s an app.

We built computer labs in schools, to teach kids how to use computers. Then we decided computers are ubiquitous enough that we didn’t need computer labs anymore. And now we have an entire generation that doesn’t know how to use computers, because they use their phones and tablets for everything instead.

[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I saw a tweet that said something like "It's amazing that somehow we were only able to produce a single generation that knows how to properly use computers" and now it lives rent-free in my head.

[–] htrayl@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Meh, maybe 10% of a single generation at most know how to use computers. Technically savvy millenials vastly overestimate how technically savvy other millenials are.

[–] dan@upvote.au 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Even if it's just 10% of millennials, that still feels higher than both the older and younger generations. I'm in my 30s and a lot of people I went to school with can at least do basic things on the computer, since we had computer classes in primary (elementary) school and high school.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

fr, whenever i open the terminal on my school pc everyone immediately thinks im 'hacking'

sir that is just how i update my programs

[–] ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I think there was a golden 20 year era for learning basic computing. If you were a kid somewhere between 1985 and 2005 you had to figure out some slightly more technical things to use a computer. I'm late Gen X and so was exposed early on to the Commodore 64 and MS-DOS, but kids working with Windows 3, 95 and 98 would have developed similar skills.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

The iMac was the herald of the end.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I also blame Apple and their walled garden approach to software

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wonder who is going to write the apps in the future.

[–] Vast_Emptiness@programming.dev 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

TBF, they could probably make the "releases" page more prominent rather than having it buried in all the "code" stuff.

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 2 points 6 months ago (15 children)

GitHub has bad UX for people who just wanna download and use the programs

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Excel has a bad UX for people who want to use it to make art

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (8 children)

Do most people who use Excel also make art with it? Because sometimes devs also just download exe files on GitHub :D

They don't just always copy code from there.

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[–] Malix@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

not only the ux, some devs make it absurdly confusing to find a binary.

I don't want to throw anyone under the bus, but there's this one niche app.

their github releases at one point were YEARS out of date, they only linked to the current version in seemingly random issue reports' comments. And the current versions were some daily build artefacts you could find in a navigation tree many clicks deep in some unrelated website. And you'd better be savvy enough to download a successfully built artefact too. And even then the downloaded .zip contained all kinds of fluff unnescessary for using the app.

The app worked fine, sure, but actually obtaining it was fairly tricky, tbh.

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[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] deur@feddit.nl 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

What about up by the name of the repo? Your suggestion still looks almost reasonable, I like it!

[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah actually that could work as well. Would be a really easy greasemonkey script

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Worst part is that this used to be a separate tab in the repo navigation. I still cannot conceive of a reason why they would move it from there to some random heading in the middle of the screen, except maybe so they can sell more GitHub trainings.

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

I think you're on to something haha

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I've been using github for what, 10 years now? And I had no idea there even was a releases page.

[–] the_artic_one@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

A lot of projects don't use it or forget to update it for multiple versions so you probably aren't missing much.

[–] Katzastrophe@feddit.de 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sherlock is command line only too...

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also, it's literally a script for stalking people on social media. So it's pretty clear why they want this script so bad.

[–] Katzastrophe@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh absolutely, anyone in a red team position is more than capable of running a few command lines. The guy is without a doubt trying to stalk someone

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

That's the generation that doesn't understand computers at all. FFS.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That’s how it feels with alot of self-hosted AI stuff now. Even the youtube videos out there that start off with, “Hey guys, I’m gonna show you this super simple, easy way you can run your own self-hosted LLM. First pull up terminal…” and proceeds to spend a half-hour going over some kind of basic coding and cloning repos that’s still way above my head. Is it Git? Is it python? Is it both, what the fuck is going on? I just wanted an uncensored AI model that will generate My Little Pony furry porn, not a master-class in writing a bunch of seemingly random nonsensical commands.

[–] andrai@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

Just install stable diffusion via command line and download the models and Loras from civitai. It's really that simple.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

From someone in computer networking classes: "I don't use GitHub. This is too complicated" Like bruh. The instructions are right there in the readme.

There's also the time where we were asked to read temperature from a sensor, and everyone went straight to chatgpt. Meanwhile, first search result, full repo with full noob instructions.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is chatgpt the default starting point for inexperienced / early career/ students now?

[–] weker01@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

Why are you surprised?

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 0 points 6 months ago

Of course this guy wants to use sherlock

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