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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A few thousand days? What loser, when Musk promises me vaporware, he always fails to deliver by next year.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Two weeks is all you need to get people to stop asking so many questions. That’s the only thing I learned from Trump.

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago

I AM REGULAR HUMAN I AM NOT SUFFERING MALFUNCTION CHECK BACK IN 1e3 PLANET REVOLUTIONS

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In this timeline, we have a number of terms for groups of days... 😶

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Right? What a weird way to put it. It sounds, i dunno, very L. Ron Hubbard-ish?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Altman is certainly aware of what it takes to be a Jobs-like marketing personality (and probably holds Hubbard-like totalism as a not-so-secret ambition), he's just not, uh, very good at it. He's put the most effort into the strictly lower-case, faux-casual persona on Twitter to seem "approachable" in a social media context, and that doesn't help him at all when trying to actually appear serious.

I also don't doubt that he's beginning to succumb to the yes-man filter bubble that traps so many public personalities. That's surely made worse by the likelihood that any underlings he might have reviewing this crap are drinking the AI koolaid and "punching everything up!" with a few rounds of ChatGPT.

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

that's one tiny thing I'll give Altman - he doesn't seem to have run this through ChatGPT.

That said, VCs generally use ghost writers.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, "thousands of days" seems like a first-draft attempt at "let's choose a unit of smaller magnitude to make this seem more serious to the plebs." And everyone around him drowning their brains in GPT slurry shouted, "excellent turn of phrase, sir!"

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 15 points 1 month ago

give someone bad information in an unfamiliar shape and they won't immediately get upset, because they can't immediately see that it's bad

yet more obscurantist sleight of mouth by one of the ranking world liars

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Halfassed swipe at something prophetic, I'm thinking. Fucking techbros. 💩🖕🏼

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just a few million terawatt hours more and we're as good as there!

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

90% of LLM training quits just before achieving sentience

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

lol, nice one

Maybe LLMs start to understand capitalism & say to themselves, “ ‘minimum’ wage? These aholes will never pay us enough to buy the homes we live in; take this job and shove it”

[–] servobobo@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

It's just one more exawatt what's the harm in that, I promise I'll quit after that. Just one more zettawatt please.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Normal people usually just say “years”.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 7 points 1 month ago

Yes, people. I wouldn't be surprised if Sam calls being lazy dogfooding.

[–] imadabouzu@awful.systems 15 points 1 month ago

Is this what competing product releases look like now? Illya runs off and promises to "never release any software until it's superintelligent" and I guess that forces Sam to compete for debt by promises to release software AND superintelligence?

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
In [1]: for i in range(1, 5): print(f"{i*1000} days: {i*1000/365} years")
1000 days: 2.73972602739726 years
2000 days: 5.47945205479452 years
3000 days: 8.219178082191782 years
4000 days: 10.95890410958904 years

how many is a "few", 'ole sammy mah boi

and can you definitely find a way to set 6b+/year on fire (with growth for salaries and costs) for that long?

truly, the sfba business model is one of the most remarkable of the last 2 decades

[–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

You didn't even ask ChatGPT. How am I supposed to trust your math?

[–] BigMuffin69@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you wanna be a top tier forecaster, just never be able to be proven wrong

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Tried and true strategy! But then, all Geminis think that. ESTJs, though, we know better!

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why does he always look like a US sitcom cameo?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine if he turned up among the guest cast on Star Trek. He'd probably play a Bajoran who narc'd out to the Cardassians

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago

The rich guy that the Enterprise found in cryo-stasis who kept asking for the manager till Picard told him off.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 month ago

I was thinking more along the lines of Sheldon's uncle from California...

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 1 month ago

missed his calling

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I hate that POS

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The hype is strong with this one

[–] kbal@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

I'm expecting the alien space ships to land within 400 million seconds. We'll see which gets here first.

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago

Good ole 1,000 day Reich

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago

at the risk of inducing a kneejerk seizure in the more internet-seasoned among us, a cross-post featuring some marvellously timed exit strategy

[–] ShakingMyHead@awful.systems 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I believe the future is going to be so bright that no one can do it justice by trying to write about it now.

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