o7___o7

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[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 2 hours ago

Wait, I thought the whole point of the dumb thing was to beak up all the resources into crypto-crypto-objects. Doensn't anyone want to buy a galaxy or whatever?

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 1 points 2 hours ago

rhythmic magdump

Instant band name

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 6 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago

Somehow, the same guy will lecture you for an hour about Chesterton's Fence when it comes to "traditional values."

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 7 points 1 day ago

It would be pretty funny for someone to be so awful that they get haunted by an Atheist. I mean, it's unlikely, but if it were possible then this would do it.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago

It turns out that the size of the yacht doesn't actually matter, but rather the motion of the ocean.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ All my exes live in Hamtaro Clubhouse

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ And that's why hang my hat

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ In Tennesseeeeee

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It can't be that stupid. You must be explaining it wrong.

Weirdly and widely applicable, as always

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago

Geez! It's positively congealed.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The DAO where all of your money gets stolen is not the true DAO

 

When you think MURDER, think MARCUS MUNITIONS!

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by o7___o7@awful.systems to c/buttcoin@awful.systems
 

(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.

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