istewart

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[–] istewart@awful.systems 1 points 1 hour ago

I feel like before Redbox went under, it was also a dumping ground for this sort of thing. For instance, that mid-budget Western "Rust" where Alec Baldwin killed the camerawoman on set felt like it was destined for this sort of distribution strategy. Who's clamoring to go out to the theater to see a Western with Alec Baldwin these days? But it might stand out among all the other slop when you're looking to turn your brain off on a Saturday night.

See also the rise of the "geezer-teasers," where a random 80s/90s action star signs up to appear in the first and last 10 minutes of a generic action movie filmed someplace inexpensive, most likely eastern Europe or southeast Asia. There were a lot of those. Perhaps my favorite, that I still want to watch someday, was Danny Trejo and Danny Glover in "Bad-Ass 2: Bad-Asses."

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing these people were JAQing off hard enough that they got kicked out of their local Oxford-style debate org and had to start their own.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 10 points 2 days ago

I feel like "qualia" is both an interesting concept, and a buzzword that has rapidly grown to indicate people who need to be aggressively ignored.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 2 days ago

he would continue to look like shit

[–] istewart@awful.systems 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The British elected a guy who wears a mop on his head. You cannot convince me that is his actual hair.

I still have occasional intrusive visions of Johnson busting into an unattended supply closet in the Palace of Westminster to steal a fresh mop head, shouting, "BLOODY LABOUR NICKED ME TOUPÉE!"

[–] istewart@awful.systems 11 points 5 days ago

I'm employing the working hypothesis that gamers are particularly easy to trick with rage-bait because of short-circuited dopamine loops. One must compulsively game, but if the game sucks, then there must be an explanation that's as simple as the game. I've got a couple of buddies who are always whining about the new Call of Duty, but always pick it up every year anyway. This correlates with all the anti-woke misogyny freakouts, too... their gaming is on a spectrum with their porn consumption, and a lot of these weirdos are probably alt-tabbing back and forth as urges arise.

I was rather shocked that Epic took down UT2003/2004 from the storefronts where it still existed, on top of already failing to deliver the new-generation Unreal Tournament. Seems like a wholly thoughtless way to bury their history, but maybe there were some expiring licensing rights tied up in that? I seriously have to doubt that, though.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mr. Blott is what Mr. Bean became when all his old movies started paying streaming royalties

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 1 week ago

oh no, son

you built a talking cartoon butt instead

we're ruined, son

[–] istewart@awful.systems 5 points 1 week ago

I’m farting harder, and it must be praxis if it feels this good. Can anybody help me get set up on ActBlue?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 10 points 1 week ago

HQ sez the grift is pivoting back to puritanical virtue ethics, we need to have cleansing struggle memes ready by next week so we can hit it hard over the holidays. Did you not get the memo?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 11 points 1 week ago

bwahahaha "most reasonable operationalizations; conditional upon being e/acc." Why does this person make me think of nasal, vaguely whiny prequel Spock?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 24 points 1 week ago

On the other hand, bombing foreign data centers, likely located in densely populated urban areas, would be justified and morally upstanding if it seems like they might be incarnating the imaginary computer god! I'm glad we have such a nuanced thinker guiding our modern morality.

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