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I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
  • Front left phone
  • Front right: keys
  • Left rear: wallet
  • Right rear: lube
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now this is a list I can get behind

[–] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Surely rear middle should be lube.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Nice try, pickpocket

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah it's uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I've actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I'll know as soon as I sit down if I didn't return them

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[–] carvine1@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, right it is ofc.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've got an excuse, I'm a lefty 😄

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
  • Front Left: wallet and keys
  • Front Right: phone
  • Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
  • Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Autumn, winter and spring:

Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.

Front right pants pocket, phone.

Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.

Summer:

Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.

Top front left pants pocket, keys.

Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.

Left knee pants pocket, work phone

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

!edc@sopuli.xyz

Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)

If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys

Right: Phone

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

Left pocket: keys, wallet, important items Right pocket: phone, miscellaneous Back is always empty.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your belt must be strong AF.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jeans are stronger than fur suits.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought they all had some trauma inside.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It's rare, but it is possible.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe you should join the furry community then, since they apparently have well-adjusted people. Granted, not very many of them, but that's still more than the non-furries have.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They mask too, and some of the masks are really hot.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Front left: phone

front right: wallet + hand towel

keys are clipped to belt loop and also generally tucked into back right.

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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.

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[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Front left: phone, small bills, crow-calling whistle
Front right: keys, multitool, tin of peanuts
Back right: wallet
Back left: spare change, spare mask, small magnet

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[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I swear there existed a Tumblr post back in 2012 or earlier about remembering something like EGG: wallet, phone, keys. I just can't find it anymore v.v

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I really thought this was about deadlock for a moment

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[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Front right - small wallet, minimal key set. Front left - phone.

My wallet only holds 4 cards (id, driver's licence, health insurance, debit card), sometimes cash (notes, no coins). I just take a couple of keys, for home and office, plus a Darth Vader Lego keychain.

I vape, and I usually just hold that...

If it's jacket (or hoodie) weather, I keep my vape and keys in a jacket pocket.

When I go to the office, I have my backpack, and I transfer everything in there, except the wallet and phone.

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Front right is wallet and keys front right mini pocket is pixel buds, milwaukee fastback, and file cabinet key. Front left is just my phone. Back right is work badge. Back left is typically where I collect receipts without realizing it. I also have a pen pocket by my right knee which always has a pen

[–] Zak@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
  • side left: flashlight, keys
  • front left: phone
  • front right: knife
  • side right: pepper spray, coins
  • back left: wallet
[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Front left: lighter(s), earbuds, car key(only if at work, I lock my house keys in the car as I have a habit of leaving my coat in the lunch room)
Front right: sometimes phone, if at work nothing as I put my phone in my jacket breast zip as I'm a stone mason and I really don't want to smash my phone...
Back pockets: nothing, sometimes my travel mug if I'm not wearing my work jacket.
Work trousers cargo pocket: tobacco/vape

[–] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why not combine your car keys with your house keys so you can't drive off without them?

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[–] darth_grunkus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife

Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight

Right leg pocket 1: personal phone

Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops

Left leg pocket 1: work phone

Left leg pocket 2: Thinket

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Front left: phone, wallet, headphones (if it's cold and I'm wearing a jacket headphones go in the left pocket of that) Front right: keys Back: nothing

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Front right - phone Front left -keys, hanky, lip balm Wallet goes back right

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Phone right, keys left. Don't need a wallet cuz I just pay with my phone.

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