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[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Are these guys referencing something specific or is this just general?

[–] meliante@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

He really is a stupid motherfucker

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 198 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Ain't this guy pro Trump? I'm starting to think Elon might be some sort of idiot...

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Elon still thinks of himself as a disaffected youth because it was probably the only time in his life he ever had any friends. Surrounded by sycophants they just reinforce what ever elon thinks cause they don't give a shit about him only that their checks get signed.

[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You think he really had friends?!?

He is the quintessential elitist who has never had real struggles, nor had any really meaningful life experiences.

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And I'm not even sure if he qualifies as a useful idiot...

[–] art@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nope. Just the regular kind.

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[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

Chaotic evil

[–] Bertuccio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Burning down Twitter has definitely been useful.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 119 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It saddens me a little when I see people that I like still using the bird corpse. Harry is empowering Elon by burning him.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 25 points 1 day ago

At least he didn't buy the checkmark

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah the only way to kill a troll is to... just stop talking to/about them. They feed off the negativity of others - Elon likes it when people increase the stock price of his company, and allow him to sell the userbase to advertising firms, so every single word of this just makes the Musk all that much stronger. Every. Single. Word.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

This only works if everybody follows that rule.

In real life, some of this shit gain critical mass, and afterward, ignoring it would give it even more platform by leaving it uncontested.

[–] freddydunningkruger@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

First off, Elon isn't the guy who goes on Lemmy repeating clichés he's heard and accepted as fact without ever questioning.. is it even true? Or applicable? Sorry, but I think I'll go with Mark Twain and Voltaire on this one: the best way to deal with a narcissist is to let the air out of their ego and slam them with satire, exposing them for the idiots they actually are.

Elon isn't going to disappear just because you dare not speak his name. He's far too busy blowing up billions of dollars of taxpayer money while his mindless fanboys gargle musk and cheer.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Everyone should be calling him Leon

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

I prefer Melon Husk.

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

It's a double edged sword.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be fair he didn't want to

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh yeah. I forget sometimes that that was the most expensive shitpost of all time.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump didn't want to win in 2016. His whole candidacy was basically a shit post gone awry, and that was so expensive that it may still cost us democracy in the US.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

TBF again, he probably could have sold it again and not lost himself and other investors so much money. He still has a hero complex, it is part of his stupidity.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I mean, he couldhave sold it......but he bought it for 43 BILLION dollars.

Prior to the sale, twitter was losing money. It had never been profitable. And it was NEVER worth 43 BILLION dollars.

Sure, he could sell it for 30 million dollars, but what sense does that make?

The fact of it is, he'll likely never recover the costs he paid, because of the stupid high price he paid for a never profitable company.

The part that baffles me is......why haven't the userbase flooded outwards? If you're on twitter today, and you're not on bluesky/mastodon, you have nooooooooo right to complain that musk is supporting a facist agenda.

He is. I'm not denying that. I'm just saying twitter users have no right to complain about it, because they enable it.

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[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What!? He was forced to be responsible for his words? /s

I can't remember, exactly, but didn't he start the process and then try and back out of it?

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

He's act kinda resembles a guy who would have had a burnout, but keeps going with amphetamine. Not sleeping at nights, unable to concentrate, arbitrary snap decisions, slowly loosing sanity, illusions of grandeur, common ideological ground with Trump, etc. Decade of that and he'll be Trump.

[–] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh shit it hadn't occurred to me that the logical end state for Elon is running for president

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Born outside the USA, so Elon can't run for president.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 23 hours ago

His goal is but another amendment away.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not yet, but he's already eyeing a role in government. Wouldn't surprise me if he eventually manipulated Trump into creating a special class of immigrant citizens who receive naturalization because of "service to the nation" granted by the president or some such.

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago

Wasn't he on some sort of advisory committee during Trump's first term? My memory is that they disbanded basically because it was a waste of time, for obvious reasons. Let me search...

Yes, he was.

[–] Spezi 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I‘m so glad this is the case.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is getting out of hand! Now there are TWO of them.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can hear hbombers voice lol

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] chrislowles@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

FUCKING ZUCKERBERG

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I bet he really thinks "i am not one of those that want power, i have and always had power".

He sees himself on a much much higher level of existence, than we mere lemmings...

At least, that's my impression.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago

c/selfawarewolf

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