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[–] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 213 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I leave on time, how is that an insult? I'd be much more insulted if someone asked me to work for them for free. That's what unpaid overtime is.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 73 points 5 days ago

It's a compliment. You're skilled and valuable enough that the company won't dare to give you any bullshit for leaving on time.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Quiet quitting" 😂

Because yeah, you only do the job they pay you for, how dare you!

[–] Zink@programming.dev 23 points 5 days ago

I think “quiet quitting” is just the white collar equivalent to the more blue collar “nobody wants to work anymore!”

[–] dafo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Today I sat down at the computer around 8:30, had lunch around 10:55 - 12:00, then at 13:00 - 14:30 I went for a walk with my wife and 6 month old son to feed ducks which he absolutely loved, and I stopped working at 16:10. Adding all that together should equal to... I don't care. The company who bought us and ruined everything had a 1.5 hrs townhall yesterday with 880 attendees, equating to some €30k lost in man power.

[–] daddy32@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

I think they meant the "finance guy" insulted the whole "race" of "developers", but otherwise they agree.

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 105 points 5 days ago (2 children)

as my pay has gone down relative to inflation the amount of fucks I give goes down.

[–] root@lemmy.world 55 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I like that and am going to steal it.

[–] root@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please do. I too stole it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just remember to steal some stationary as well.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago

If you're not stealing from work, you're stealing from your family.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Due to inflation I now leave at 3:30

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My company finishes at 4. 3:56 every day I clock out so I can get out of the yard before everyone else and not get stuck in traffic.

My mama didn’t raise no fools. Well, apart from my little brother.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 days ago

Leave home 5 minutes early, and leave work 5 minutes early. Both of which will probably save you a bunch of driving time.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I typically stay at work until 5pm because I make no effort to come in early and I take long lunch breaks.

This place is an absolute ghost town by 5, and it makes me happy to see that. It seems people mostly have their heads on straight here.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nothing breaks after 5pm because there aren’t any developers still doing releases.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Technically correct, which is the best type of correct

Edit: as long as you are not part of the infrastructure team. Then things break right after 5 PM.

[–] Varyag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You sure it isn't the finance and management guys leaving at 4pm and earlier while developers are expected to work past hours and even at home?

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago

Don't forget Sales people too. At my company they frequently schedule fun activities right in the middle of the day.

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

What? No! I leave at 6pm. (But start at 2)

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I leave at 3 pm on office days to beat traffic. Everyone does that. What is this 5 pm thing he talks about? Must be America...

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I worked in healthcare there were days where I clocked in at 7am and was forced to keep working until 11pm without any lunch or dinner break. Worker rights in the US are almost completely non-existent and the way some workers get treated is hellish

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The US values company profits over all else. It's different in Europe because we have legal protections.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too true. I would give my right hand to live in Europe rather than the US.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah I agree. I will never be filthy rich but I will also never be very stressed out or risk ending up on the street. It's a fair deal. :)

[–] The2b@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How do you beat traffic if everyone does it?

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

I knew someone would see the logical flaw here... :)

[–] piskertariot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I used to arrive promptly at 7am, and clock out at 3:30pm.

The bus to the office was always empty.

The bus home was always packed.

Now I work from home

You guys leave work?

[–] IronSightOS@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Can unfortunately confirm

Not everyone has a coke budget 😞

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"Sorry we don't live our lives for the opportunity to destroy ourselves for senpai company owner like you."

My supervisor doesn't know how to maintain what I build, despite me attempting to show her. At this point, we openly pity each other, her because I have no desire to do more than what my job entails, take the paycheck, and leave to go live my life, and I because she proudly has no life to go home to because she spends 12 hours a day plus here acting like Jesus on the cross for the greedy, indifferent owner.

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

Brother, life is too short not to leave when you want.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ops is like Hotel California.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My job involves going out to sites to install equipment sometimes. This means as long as I'm walking out with a box in my hand I can leave whenever I want. My boss doesn't care where I am as long as things get done.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My boss doesn't care if I log in at 11 and log out at 3 with a 2 hour lunch in the middle, but to be fair, my boss is me and I'm pretty chill.

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[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Really? Am I the only one: "just" fixing this one thing before go home?

[–] mogranja@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

No, I do it too. Specially if everyone else logged out and I can finally work in peace without having to stop to help everyone else.

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[–] _____@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

I'm a bit of a 3-4 pm leaver (always do stuff on schedule)

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago

You guys must have better hours than me.

Usually 09:00 to 17:30, 40 hour week. (30 minutes break). In addition, my commute is 1:30h one way.

[–] spacedout@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Never stayed much past lunch, myself. Working in finance

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