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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Marthirial@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

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[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Doesn’t fit in the roll holder, someone probably ordered the wrong shit paper.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Because fuck it. Why not? You guys are so busy argueing over flap goes over or under, you never considered to skip the whole thing and go sideways instead.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That anus paper has an anus.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Trust our anus for your anus. Uranus shit tickets, available wherever books are sold.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is not toilet paper, it is a roll of hand towels, which will cause a clogged toilet.

[–] bbuez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well SOMEBODY shouldn't have put it there

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, I absolutely agree!

That is just begging for a mess

[–] finley@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

It’s cheaper

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?

[–] wdx 1 points 3 weeks ago

It tasted some Citrus