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[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 100 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.

[–] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then reopen lemmy 30s later!

[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)

... I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭

[–] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I've closed and reopened a handful of times since then haha

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

...back to Lemmy you go!

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Number of people sharing eye contact:3

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, "biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh....

....but you really said it?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody's gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Correct fact: while the HIV has been found in tears, there are zero recorded cases of it spreading through the eyes. In fact, there's only a 1:1000 chance of contracting HIV if you get HIV positive blood in your eyes.

[–] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

are... are you speaking from experience?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I do not like this.

[–] Xylight@lemdro.id 9 points 2 months ago

Hmmm I really wish those photons did not enter my eyeballs

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

At least there is no licking involved.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

Worth it.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Young. Hanging out in my cousin's pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

With mouths.

Damn, after that story you had me waiting for some hot eye-on-eye action.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Is smashing each other's eyelashes up inside of each other's eyelids any less upsetting?

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that's how it was when I tried it.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it's a lot easier with two people.

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The germans didn't answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Eye see what you did there.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D

[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of Mitty and Riko from Made in Abyss

Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? "And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break." Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.

[–] antonamo 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Was soll das andere offene Auge sein?